This morning as I was getting Dragonsita ready for school I bent down to get some socks out of her dresser and my knee popped as I got up. As usual, Dragonsita had to throw in her 2 cents worth.
Dragonsita: "It's cause the old fairy came and made you old"
Me: "Are you saying that Tinkerbell sprinkled my knee with fairy dust and made it old?!"
Dragonsita: "No! Fairy dust makes you fly and Tinkerbell just makes things. She's a Tinkle fairy!"
Me: "A Tinkle fairy??"
Dragonsita: "Yes, because she's a good tinklerer. Anyways, you are old all over"
Me: "Gee, thanks"
Dragonsita: *giggles* "You need old people stuff now. Maybe Poppa could let you use his cane"
If she had her way, I would be in a retirement community already.